Somewhere in the 24th century...
Apr. 7th, 2025 03:44 amAnn: Happy birthday! This is for you. I made it.
Betty: You programmed the replicator?
Ann: No, I made it. With my hands. And tools. And yarn. I replicated the yarn.
Betty: But why make it when you can replicate it?
Ann: You can't.
Betty: It's made out of some sort of exotic matter? I thought you replicated the yarn?
Ann: You can replicate the yarn, but you can't replicate the scarf. It's unique. Because I made it.
Betty: You... made it.
Ann: It's an ancient craft called "knitting". You use these tools called "knitting needles". And scissors and a "sewing needle". And of course the yarn.
Betty: But it must have taken you an hour to make!
Ann: Try a hundred hours.
Betty: But... why? Why spend all that time?
Ann: Because I made something unique. Never before in the history of the universe, has this exact scarf existed. Of course, if you scan it and share the data, it won't be unique any more. But at least, right now, it's unique. And I made it. With my own hands.
Betty: ...
Ann: Plus I enjoy the process. It's soothing. Kind of like meditating. Only you actually have something at the end.
Betty: Oh, it's for your mental health?
Ann: Not exactly...