kerravonsen: Avon: I see stupid people (I-see-stupid-people)
I've been re-reading a Marvel fanfic where Our Heroine gets superpowers based on her profession (and personality). And I've been pondering what kind of superpower I would get in that situation.

Being a computer programmer, one would think some sort of technomancy or technopathy would be the thing, but I don't think that fits me. It's not that I'm more interested in machines than people. It's that I want to create things that are useful to people; and also as part of that, I want to know, precisely, what the problem is that I'm solving.

With the latter, that gives me one idea for a superpower: compelling the people around me to say what they mean, accurately. Clarity of communication; clarity being the key word here. Possibly clarity of mind, also. Not a power which compels people to tell the truth, no, not exactly. But it prevents them from being vague and muddleheaded. Possibly an area effect that one can't turn off, which would be rather... interesting.
A possible secondary power might be the dispelling of illusions.
(And a silly one -- when I'm drunk/drugged, everyone around me starts speaking in haiku or other kind of poetry. Because poetry is concentrated meaning.)

On the "creating things which are useful" -- whether that be tech or craft -- I'm not sure what kind of superpower that would be affiliated with. Except maybe making things out of nothing? Or sculpting things with one's bare hands? Transmogrification?

What are your thoughts, people?
What kind of superpowers would you have?
kerravonsen: 7th Doctor frowning: *frown* (frown)
One of the most horrible headgames a villain could inflict on a hero is as follows:

The villain captures two of the hero's loved ones. He says to the hero, "Normally I'd just kill both of them in front of you, but today I'm feeling generous. I'll spare one of them if you tell me which one to spare. But if you don't choose, I'll rescind my offer, and kill both of them."

The hero hesitates, of course.

"Choose!" the villain says. "It will be YOUR FAULT if both of them die!"

So the hero reluctantly chooses which one to spare.

And the villain spares the other one.
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Dialogue which you will never see in SciFi, but you might see in SF.

"It isn't like anything we've seen before."

"Really? It doesn't resemble anything we know?"

"No, nothing."

"Wow, that's a lot of data!"

"What? I just told you we don't know anything about it!"

"If you're right, we may not know what it is, but we do know what it isn't."
kerravonsen: Sarah Williams, the book of the Labyrinth: "imagine" (imagine)
Beautiful princess, hair down to her waist, yadda yadda yadda.
Her beloved is imprisoned in the dungeons, by order of the cruel king, her father, with orders that he receive no food or water.

The princess begs to visit him in the dungeons.

The king says "I know you will sneak him something in your clothes or hidden in your elaborate hairstyle. No."

The princess says "I will wear a servant's shift, and I will wear my hair loose and unbound, so nothing can be hidden in it."

"Very well," says the king.

The princess, being a princess, still bathes every day, even though she then puts on a shift and leaves her hair loose. And she visits her beloved in the dungeons.

And her beloved does not die of thirst. Because the princess has been bringing him water every day, using her WET HAIR.

(This idea is brought to you by the amount of water I squeezed out of my waist-long hair today when I washed it.)
kerravonsen: Liberator orbiting planet: One true ship (one-true-ship)

A band of rebels fighting against the evil Federation:

  • The alien spaceship "Avenger", run by the artificial intelligence Jar-Vis.
  • Steve Rogers - political activist and legend, he supposedly died seventy years ago, but was found, resurrected, mind-wiped, caught at a political rally (where the protesters were massacred), framed for child-molestation, and sentenced to Transportation to Cygnus Alpha.
  • Tony Stark - businessman, engineer, computer tech, convicted of embezzling billions of credits; but he was framed by his business partner, Obadiah Stane, who was the real embezzler. Stark maintains that if he'd actually wanted to steal billions of credits, he would never have been caught.
  • Bruce Banner - government experiment gone wrong, most of the time he's just a mild-mannered scientist, but if he gets angry, he turns into a raging berserker. Convicted of murdering a guard who was threatening to rape his girlfriend Betty Ross.
  • Natasha Romanov - smuggler, pirate, free trader, pilot of the infamous "Black Widow"
  • Clint Barton - co-pilot and partner of Romanov, between them there isn't any place they can't infiltrate and steal from.
  • Loki - a genderfluid alien shapeshifter, they have their own reasons for hating the Federation, but they aren't saying.

Yeah, I put Loki in the "Cally" slot rather than Thor, because IMHO he fits better. Though I suppose Sylvie would fit even better.

kerravonsen: cover of "The Blue Sword": Fantasy (Fantasy)

1. Assassins Guild

The Assassins Guild has precisely 100 members, no more. Entry requirements are simple, but strict: to become a member, one has to assassinate one of the assassins, without getting caught.

2. Bureau de Change

Bureau de Change - currency exchange. You see those little offices all over the place. Simple, right? But in one corner of the city, those in the know can find that one special office, where they exchange things of a different sort: weaknesses for strengths. You give them one of your weaknesses, and they will exchange it for the strength you desire. But what Our Protagonist doesn't know is that a weakness is the flip-side of a strength, and s/he is going to be missing that "weakness" a great deal before our tale is done.

Feel free to use these ideas, just mention me in the acknowledgements of your fabulous novel when it gets published. ;-)

kerravonsen: Cyrano Jones offering a Tribble: "It's only one Plot Tribble" (Plot Tribbles only one)
  1. Rose nearly fell into the Void
  2. Loki fell into the Void
  3. Somewhere in the infinitude of universes, they both fell into the Void.
    • And made it out again, together.

Plot bunny! Plot bunny! Plot bunny!

Oh writers of renown, please make it so!

kerravonsen: Tenth Doctor, animated, face-palming: *facepalm* (Doc10-facepalm)
I just got a letter addressed to the former owner of this house... who has not lived here for 20 years!!!
Care Australia really needs to update their mailing list.

Doctor Who plotbunny: the Doctor gets hit with an amnesia/regression drug/device/weapon and starts behaving like his previous incarnations (going backwards one by one), to the concern and bewilderment of his companion(s)-du-jour who doesn't know about regeneration.

This plotbunny is free to a good home. (smirk)
kerravonsen: Methos, TARDIS, snow-capped mountains: "I was hoping for Bora Bora" (Methos-TARDIS)
Has anyone written a Highlander/LOTR crossover featuring Methos, hobbits, and beer? Because someone ought to.
kerravonsen: Draco Malfoy: Turn back (Draco-turn-back)
Had a thought as I was getting dressed (as one does). In my Draco-time-travel-AU (which, when I get back to it, I am going to have to throw away everything but the prologue) I originally had both Draco and Harry sorted into Slytherin; Draco wanted to go into Ravenclaw, but the Hat also considered Gryffindor (due to the circumstances of Draco travelling back in time).

Anyway, it occurred to me... what if Harry were in Slytherin, Draco was in Gryffindor... and Ron was in Slytherin? That would certainly put the cat among the pigeons! But I'm not sure if I dare.

Here's my reasoning, though:
* Harry could be in Slytherin, that's canon.
* Draco, yes, he's a coward, but in travelling back in time he did something brave, and the Sorting Hat could point out that bravery isn't not being afraid, but going ahead and doing something even when you are afraid. (This could be very interesting character development for Draco)
* Ron is lazy, yes, but he also wants to prove himself different from his brothers. He also might want to be in Slytherin because Harry is - though that might be a problem too, since Ron will be jealous of Harry's fame. On the other hand, if Ron is in the same House, he might be able to see that Harry doesn't like his fame. Also, getting Ron out of Gryffindor when Draco is in Gryffindor would remove a source of friction which Draco doesn't need. (Draco is going to have enough trouble as it is)

So... what do y'all think? Stupid idea?
kerravonsen: Harry Potter writing with quill (Harry)
This morning:

Me: My friends keep me sane.
AM: You keep them sane too.

Coming back, I looked at my lawn. The only things that are alive there are dandelions and thistles. 8-(
and some Harry Potter )
kerravonsen: Buffy facing a mirror image of herself: "Shadow Self" (Buffy)
"It's Only A Paper Moon" comes up on the randomplay, and you wonder what would happen in Sunnydale if someone was singing along with it while holding a magical artefact...
kerravonsen: plate covered with Tribbles: "Do not feed the Plot Tribbles!" (Plot Tribbles no feeding)
In this post [livejournal.com profile] drinkingcocoa said (amongst other things): He [Harry] defeated Voldemort with his own "twin cores" wand plus his greater power because he had all the power of an intact soul and Voldemort had only a fraction of his own left.

I quote this because it set me thinking. Or possibly my subconcious thinking... Voldemort had only a fraction of his own soul left.

Before his first fall, Tom Riddle was, by all accounts, charming, charismatic, clever - an inspiring leader. But on his return, with only a fraction of his soul left, he was none of these. Indeed, it's likely that he was already deteriorating and going mad before he attacked the Potters. If one thinks about it, the fragment of Tom Riddle in the diary was cleverer and more charming than the Voldemort that Pettigrew resurrected.

What if you were a Death Eater who really believed and admired Tom Riddle? Possibly even loved him? What if you noticed your beloved Lord's deterioration? What if you decided to do something about it?

What if Bellatrix LeStrange decided to put the fragments of Tom Riddle's soul back together again? A Bellatrix who never went to Azkaban, who never went insane? What would happen then?

There. I leave you with this plot-bunny, and wish you well.
kerravonsen: Cyrano Jones offering a Tribble: "It's only one Plot Tribble" (Plot Tribbles only one)
Here's a plot bunny for Lucius lovers.

I've seen more than one "Daddy Long-Legs"-style story with Hermione being the orphan and Snape being the benefactor. I think there was a challenge, a long time ago.
Thing is... Lucius Malfoy is the one in a better position to be a benefactor (since we know he's rich) and with very good reasons to want to remain anonymous.

So what would happen if Lucius was the "Daddy Long-Legs" instead of Snape? Not a romantic interest, but simply someone whom Hermione has to depend on.

Unfortunately, I can't think of any good (in both senses of the word) motives for Lucius to want to support Orphan Hermione. Not and stay in character as the racist he is.
Which would make any story that I might attempt to write for this plot bunny something dark and manipulative... and that kind of thing leaves a very bad taste in my mouth. Do Not Want! I couldn't write it.

But I do know that there's at least one person on my flist who likes Lucius, and has a handle on fanon!Lucius. So I offer up this plot bunny, in case anyone feels like writing something for it which isn't darkfic. And then maybe it will stop popping up and saying "Boo!" when I least expect it.
kerravonsen: Kirk buried in Tribbles: "Help! I'm buried in Plot Tribbles!" (Plot Tribbles)
Crossover fusion: what if Severus Snape was a Sentinel, and Hermione Granger a Guide?

Mind you, I don't think there's anyone I know besides me who is a fan of both The Sentinel and Harry Potter. So it would have an audience of zero anyway.

But I'm just imagining Snape being extremely grumpy about having hyperactive senses, and Hermione being obnoxiously cheerful...
kerravonsen: Snape, Hermione: "Believe" (Snape-Hermione)
The Snow Queen, starring:
Severus Snape as Kai
Hermione Granger (or Lily Evans) as Gerda
Voldemort as the hobgoblin
and Albus Dumbledore as the Snow Queen.
kerravonsen: Sarah Williams, the book of the Labyrinth: "imagine" (imagine)
Write a story which contains the following phrase:
two skeins of Fate and the rest of the Tranquility
kerravonsen: plate covered with Tribbles: "Do not feed the Plot Tribbles!" (Plot Tribbles no feeding)
What if Dumbledore couldn't read his own handwriting? What if he had left Harry Potter at the doorstep of #11 Privet Drive instead of #4?

(yes, I've obviously been reading too many Harry Potter AUs when I should be writing my Draco story...)
kerravonsen: Draco Malfoy: Turn back (Draco-turn-back)
I am pondering over my Draco time travel AU, and re-thinking where I might put everybody. Draco and Harry in Slytherin is not going to change, but I'm wondering about the others. So I hereby give you a poll!
poll )
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They use quills in the Wizarding World because quills are easier to cast charms on, because they aren't manufactured, they're closer to their natural state than fountain pens or biros.

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