I am the Kat that Walks By Itself

Obi-Wan Friendslist, I need your help.

Can anyone tell me, in Star Trek:Reboot, what misfortunes and injuries Kirk suffered in the movie from the moment he was on the Enterprise, in order?

First he got an allergic reaction to the stuff McCoy shot him with... and along the way he got beaten up more than once, got choked by Spock, was stuck on a freezing planet and chased by a monster... I can't remember which one of Scotty or Kirk got trapped in the water pipe, though. And there are things I've missed. And as I said, I would like them listed in the order that they happened.

I don't have a copy of the movie so I can't check for myself.

(Yes, it's for fic)

After reading Thanks, But No Thanks (PG; Star Trek XI) by Jedi Buttercup, I have a hankering for ST:Reboot fic - especially long ones featuring Uhura and Spock. Any recommendations?

Well. I have now seen "Star Trek". When the end-titles started playing the classic Trek tune, I just couldn't stop myself from smiling. I am still smiling at the thought of it.

I didn't find The Attack Of The Lens Flare as intrusive as vilakins did, but I did notice it every now and then. But I still liked the movie, I liked it very much.

To reassure those who haven't seen it yet, it isn't a reboot, it's a canonical AU. Which seems like a contradiction in terms, but it does make sense when you see it.
And, yes, there is the usual level of Treknobabble and dubious science, but, well, I was carried along for the ride. It was Fun! And Adventury! And Dramatic!
( cut for discussion of the casting )
( cut for actual proper spoilers )
So has anyone written any fanfic yet?

Title: Ask Questions Afterwards
Author: Kathryn Andersen
Universe: Star Wars/Star Trek
Category: Ficathon, Crossover
Characters: Leia Organa, Doctor "Bones" McCoy
Size: 1620w
Date: 2005-9-1
Elsewhere: Multiverse 2005
Comments:
Summary: Leia is not going to let anything stop her from escaping.

http://www.katspace.org/Fiction/Stories/KathrynAndersen/AskQuestionsAfterwards