Ficish meme

[kerravonsen]

Gackked from lizbee:
Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return(and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

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[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

1: James Wilson has an accident with a piece of new medical equipment and gets sent to a PGP future, where he meets Avon and uses his insights (finely honed from years of dealing with House) to patch up Avon's friendship with Vila.

2: Stranded in an alien installation on a deserted planet, Jack, Daniel, and Teal'c get hit by a regression ray that turns them into small children. Sam has to figure out how to reverse the effects of the ray and keep the kids out of trouble at the same time!

3: Severus Snape and the Fifth Doctor travel back in time to save Harry's parents and defeat Voldemort.

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Wilson tilted his head, looking at Avon. "I see," he said. "You murdered your best friend."

Avon bared his teeth, like the smile of a shark. "I don't have friends."

"Obviously," Wilson said, dry as a desert. "Vila only rescued you because he hates you."

"Vila is a fool," Avon snapped.

"That makes two of you," Wilson returned. "Now sit still, and let me take a look at those wounds."

[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

Bwah-ha-ha! ::loves on fic:: Okay, this needs to be a whole story. I know you don't have time to write it, but it would be so cool!

[kerravonsen]

Severus Snape and the Fifth Doctor travel back in time to save Harry's parents and defeat Voldemort.

Mind you, the reason I'd never write this is that neither of them would be so stupid as to try to alter history. I'm sure Snape knows about the dangers of Time Turners as much as anyone.

[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

That whole bit in Nine's series about not changing history--at least the reason for it--irritated me; the Doctor mucks about in history all the time; it's like Star Trek and the Prime Directive, honestly. And Dumbledore appears to think there are times to do so, or the third book would have ended with an execution or two.

[watervole.livejournal.com]

Avon confesses to Blake that he's gay, and Blake, overcome at having his love returned gives him a passionate embrace. (That one's a bit like shooting fish in a barrel!)

Giles and (mind blanking here) my favourite book-shop owner from Highlander meet up (they have a regular business meeting) to allocate new people who appear to have survived fatal accidents. It always requires careful study to decide if they're Immortals or vampires and hence go to the right department. (Actually, this is bait to try and get you to write it as I've loved this idea for a long time!). The Watchers have more departments than most of them realise.

[kerravonsen]

Avon confesses to Blake that he's gay, and Blake, overcome at having his love returned gives him a passionate embrace. (That one's a bit like shooting fish in a barrel!)

True, but I don't think even you would write such an obvious BadFic. I mean, I know you write slash, but I assume that your slash is in character...

I shall think on the other one.

[watervole.livejournal.com]

True, but I don't think even you would write such an obvious BadFic. I mean, I know you write slash, but I assume that your slash is in character...

Well, of course not! We were talkig examples of stories that would never be written!

I shall think on the other one.

Fingers crossed. I've always thought Joe Dawson and Giles would get on. I could see them dicussing books and old tomes and having learned discussions about the origins of vampires and immortals and British/American culture and the nature of being an observer. They both know that they are dealing with something that will outlive them and that other people will take on their task after they die. (even though most Slayers are short-lived, there will always be another one to carry on the line)

And the life of a Watcher is not without risk.

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Giles sipped his Scotch, and made a few more annotations to the list while he waited. Willow had made it a lot easier to do this, since she'd hacked into the Coroner's database. She thought he just wanted to keep track of vampires; he didn't tell her what else he needed it for.

He eyed the guitar case propped up against the wall. His fingers itched for a good jam session. But business before pleasure. He nodded as Joe left the bar and came to his table.

"Do you miss the bookstore?" Giles asked impulsively as Joe sat down.

Joe glanced around at the crowded bar and gave a wry smile. "Well, it was a heck of a lot quieter."

[watervole.livejournal.com]

Smile. Thanks.

If I ever manage to get past my stress levels and writer's block, then I'd probably write more about those two.

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8-)

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

After Deliverance, Meegat joins the Liberator crew, and Avon falls in luuurrrve...

The Sentinel - and Jim isn't a sentinel. Simon is.

The TARDIS (any Doctor you like) materialises in the Big brother house. Promptly blows a gasket, and can't leave.

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The TARDIS (any Doctor you like) materialises in the Big brother house. Promptly blows a gasket, and can't leave.

But they already did that, in canon.

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

Shows how much of the new stuff I've watched...

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After Deliverance, Meegat joins the Liberator crew, and Avon falls in luuurrrve...

I'm afraid that this is the "boy loses girl part of the story".

The slap was loud, magnified by the silence that followed.

"I hate you," Meegat said.

"Well, well," Avon said, ignoring the red mark on his face. "You actually have a spine. I'm impressed. You may not be a liability after all." Part of him mourned at the death of her innocence, but he strangled it ruthlessly. They couldn't afford it.

If she hadn't sneaked on board, things would have been a lot simpler.

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

{much applause}

It was bound to end in tears... or slapping :)

[kerravonsen]

Well, I figured he wouldn't actually fall in love with her until she got over her infatuation with him... 8-)