Baaa, Baaa

[kerravonsen]

Okay, I'm following the meme sheepage. As mistraltoes said, keep in mind that my real answer would be "none of the above", Name three fictional characters, and I'll choose which one to marry, which one to shag, and which one to push off a cliff, and tell why.

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[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

I'll keep it in mind, but "none of the above" is cheating at this meme. The point is that it's a forced-choice. :)

Zen, Orac, Slave

[kerravonsen]

Hmmm, Zen would have to be the "marry" -- as someone has already pointed out, he's reliable and there's got to be something about that union with Jenna...

As for Orac versus Slave, it would be a question of which one was more annoying. As I'm somewhat of a pedant myself, I'd probably find Orac less annoyiong than Slave, besides which, Orac is a genius among computers.

So: marry: Zen, shag: Orac, cliff: Slave.

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

Finally, someone who understands Zen's charms are good for more than a shag. :)

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

Here, I married him too!

[astrogirl2.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I haven't thrown any Doctor Who characters at anybody yet...

Harry Sullivan. Turlough. Adric.

[kerravonsen]

Turlough goes off the cliff, no question -- he's completely selfish and annoying, which, while it makes him an interesting character, wouldn't be one I'd want to be involved with.

Harry would have to be the one to marry, because he is rather sweet and chivalrous, and even though the Doctor thinks he's an unimaginative idiot, it's not like life with the Doctor is exactly normal. Back home on Earth, Harry would be fine, I think. And Harry is a doctor himself, so he can't really be an idiot.

Which leaves Adric to shag.

Marry: Harry; shag: Adric; cliff: Turlough

[temeres.livejournal.com]

King Arthur. King Arthur. King Arthur.

(Take any three from at least five films that I can think of.)

[kerravonsen]

But I'm not into King Arthur! I'm not sure I've even seen three films...
Okay, there's Arthur in Camelot, there's... um.... I haven't seen Excalibur. I haven't seen that recent one King Arthur, um... Okay, books, books...
There's the Arthur in the "Hawk of May" trilogy. There's Arthur in "The Sword in the Stone". Okay, that's three.

I'd marry the Arthur in the "Hawk of May" trilogy because he's both competent and human, so I'd probably respect him more, and Wart is too young. I'd shag the Camelot one because he can sing; which leaves Wart to go off the cliff, which seems a pity.

[izhilzha.livejournal.com]

Well, this is amusing. :-)

Following the lead of previous commentors, I shall choose 3 from the same universe:

Aral, Miles, Ivan

[watervole.livejournal.com]

You didn't ask me, but I'll definitely marry Aral; I'd shag Miles out of curiosity and I guess that leaves Ivan for the cliff!

[kerravonsen]

Ivan goes off the cliff; sorry, for all he's handsome and charming, he can't compete with the other two. As for choosing between Aral and Miles... they're both honourable, loyal, intelligent... but Miles would probably wear me out.

marry: Aral; shag: Miles; cliff: Ivan

Which turns out to be the same answer as Judith, though for different reasons.

[watervole.livejournal.com]

Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, Harry Maybourne. (Now, dare you push my beloved Harry off a cliff?)

[izhilzha.livejournal.com]

If you can comment on mine, I can comment on yours. Especially since my response took about a half second to resolve. :-) (with kerravonsen's disclaimer intact, thanks): I'd marry Daniel, shag Jack, and Maybourne can most cheerfully go off the cliff.

[kerravonsen]

Well, that took all of five seconds -- yes, I am pushing Harry off the cliff. He's interesting, and fascinating (well, your version of him is), but c'mon, what sort of relationship would it be if one had to watch one's back?

Daniel is definitely the marry: he's intelligent, sensitive, caring, faithful, and a history/languages geek. Yes, I'm a computer geek, but my father is a history/linguistics geek, I can talk the talk.

Which leaves Jack to shag.

Mary: Daniel; shag: Jack; cliff: Harry

Which also turns out to be the same answer as the above...

[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

So glad nobody gave me that combination. I'd never be able to decide between Daniel and Jack.

[kerravonsen]

You probably shouldn't have said that -- now somebody will give you that combination.
Oh, I don't dislike Jack -- I just like Daniel more.

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

I've got two for you :)

1) Blair Sandburg, Daniel Jackson, Vila Restal

2) Jim Ellison, Jack O'Neill, Severus Snape

[kerravonsen]

1) Well, Daniel Jackson still gets the "marry" for the reasons stated above.
The hard thing with this one is trying to figure out which of the other two very nice guys doesn't go off the cliff! Um. Blair is afraid of heights, so Vila goes off the cliff.

2) Oh you are evil. This is even harder!
Both Jim and Jack have been divorced, which means they're not so good as marriage prospects. On the other hand Snape would be rather hard to live with, probably. (Oh, but that voice!)
Ask me in another five seconds and I will give a different answer, but...

Marry: Snape, shag: Jim; cliff: O'Neill (because someone will go and put him in a sarcophagus anyway...)

[izhilzha.livejournal.com]

cliff: O'Neill (because someone will go and put him in a sarcophagus anyway...)

ROTFL! So true....

[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

Here now, I can be just as sadistic thought-provoking as you can:

Giles, Avon, that Oliver guy from VR-5.

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

:) You will notice, I'm splattering hideo- I mean, challenging - choices everywhere, but I've carefully not asked anyone to challnge me...

[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

Chicken! Cluck, cluck, cluck...

[kerravonsen]

Hmm, indeed.
Given of course that both Giles and Oliver were played by Anthony Stewart Head, they would be equally handsome... All three are rather dangerous to know...

Oliver goes over the cliff because he's not a geek, and therefore would have the least in common with me. Choosing between Giles and Avon... Avon would probably be harder to live with than Giles, on the other hand, we're both computer programmers, so we would have more in common. Which would be worse -- having a hubby who was fighting supernatural foes all the time, or one who was on the run from a despotic government who regularly tortures and brainwashes people? We know that Avon is loyal and faithful to a chosen few; it would be good to be one of those few.

Marry: Avon; shag: Giles; cliff: Oliver