kerravonsen | B7 Friday: lost, stolen or strayed

This week's theme for

b7friday was "lost, stolen or strayed". I'm afraid I couldn't get this out of my head, so what we have here is a full-blown parody of a poem which contains the words "lost or stolen or strayed". Do you remember this one?

Disobedience

(with apologies to A.A. Milne)

Kerr Kerr
Avon the Hacker
Computer geek times three
Took great
Care of his Rebel,
Though he was INT
Kerr Kerr
Said to his Rebel,
"Rebel," he said, said he;
"You must never go run near the planet Star One
If you don't go run with me."

Roj Blake
Kerr Avon's Rebel
Put on a golden gun
Roj Blake
Kerr Avon's Rebel
Went to the planet Star One
Roj Blake
Kerr Avon's Rebel
Said to himself, said he:
"I can just go run near the planet Star One
And be back in time for tea."

Orac
Put up a notice,
"LOST or STOLEN or STRAYED!
ROJ BLAKE
KERR AVON'S REBEL
SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN MISLAID.
LAST SEEN
WANDERING VAGUELY:
QUITE OF HIS OWN ACCORD
HE TRIED TO GO RUN NEAR THE PLANET STAR ONE --
FORTY CREDITS REWARD!"

Kerr Kerr
Avon the Hacker
(Computer geek and crim)
Told his
Other companions
Not to go blaming *him*.
Kerr Kerr
*Said* to his Rebel
"Rebel," he said, said he;
"You must never go run near the planet Star One
without consulting me."

Roj Blake
Kerr Avon's Rebel
Hasn't been heard of since.
Orac
Said he was sorry,
But nobody did convince
Orac
(somebody told me)
Said to a comp he knew
"If people go run near the planet Star One,
well, what can *anyone* do?"

Kerr Kerr
Avon the Hacker
Computer geek times three
Took great
Care of his Rebel,
Though he was INT
Kerr Kerr
Said to his Rebel,
"Rebel," he said, said he;
"You must never go run near the planet Star One
If you don't go run with me."