B7Friday: the other side

[kerravonsen]

The theme for b7friday this week was "the other side". Here's my drabble, 100 words including title.

The Other Side of the Glass

"Avon, can you hear me?"

"Of course I can hear you, I'm not deaf."

"Well, it certainly sounds like Avon."

"Why shouldn't I sound like me? What's going on? Why can't I see anything? Why can't I mo-- what happened? I'm not-- paralysed am I?"

"Calm down, Avon, Orac hasn't finished all the connections yet."

"What connections?"

"What's the last thing you remember?"

"The... Ultra."

"I'm afraid we couldn't save your body, but we did save your mind..."

"Remember those jokes I used to make? Well, now they're true. Now you are a computer."

I was originally going to do an Avon-Cally bodyswap until my brain took a left turn on it. After all, Avon-Cally bodyswap's been done before...