One-track mind

[kerravonsen]

I am supposed to be thinking about Stargate fic. So what does my evil brain come up with?

House: What do you mean, his medical history is classified? I don't care what wars he broke his bones in!
Air Force Minion: It's on a need-to-know basis, sir.
House: I need to know.

House, by Jack's bedside: So, have you been working on biological warfare agents?
Jack: No!
House: You sure?
Jack (not looking House in the eye): Comet debris.
House: What?
Jack: Been investigating comet debris.

House (to the Team): Seems like those hoofbeats we're hearing aren't Zebras, but Unicorns.

No, I am NOT going to write this!

Comments

[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

Write it, write it! It counts as Stargate fic and why shouldn't House be in that universe?

Um, it's 'debris' though. :-)

[kerravonsen]

Thanks for the correction.

No, I can't write it, because it doesn't fit the request. The winner did *not* request "Jack is sick" fic...

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

Ah. OK, but you could write it later. House and Jack, two verbal gymnasts! :-D

[kerravonsen]

Well, your enthusiasm has prompted me to write to my bid-winner and ask her if she would like this idea in place of her original suggestions. Worst she can do is say no, ja?

[izhilzha.livejournal.com]

No, I am NOT going to write this!

Oh yes you are. :-)

Not right now, if you can't--save it for your ficathon list! I'll vote for that one, unless you're planning to put the sequel to Verity on that list. :-P

[kerravonsen]

Hmmmm.

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

No, I am NOT going to write this! Yes you are :)

[kerravonsen]

Am not.