Plot twists, anyone?

[kerravonsen]

With all the ficathons around, there will be much tearing of hair. "What happens next?" I hear you cry. Never fear, the Plot Twist Generator will come to your rescue. (Found thanks to Jackie Speel on the Lyst).

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[vilakins.livejournal.com]

"a burly vampire faints from loss of blood"

Well, he would. Blake wouldn't feed from his crew.

[knight-random.livejournal.com]

Thanks for linking this. It's awesome.

At this juncture, an innocent ninja arrives, in a rush.
How is it possible to be an innocent ninja, anyway?

Clearly, it's time for fireworks.
Well, when isn't it?

Only an anmnesia attack can save this story.
If the only thing that can save your story is one of the oldest cliches in the book, that's probably a sign that you shouldn't be writing it.

[kerravonsen]

(snerk)

Only an anmnesia attack can save this story.
If the only thing that can save your story is one of the oldest cliches in the book, that's probably a sign that you shouldn't be writing it.

Yeah, but amnesia is such fun!