More Wacky Jabber

[kerravonsen]

I did it again, this time as Methos. I admit I did some Google searches in order to answer some of the questions, and sometimes back-tracked, as mistraltoes advised.

Jabberwacky: What would you like to drink?

Methos: I love beer.

Jabberwacky: I don't. Have you studied monadology?

Methos: I listened to Leibnitz talking about it.

Jabberwacky: Das heistt liebe.

Methos: Nein. Speak English.

Jabberwacky: Do you like philosophy?

Methos: On rainy afternoons.

Jabberwacky: No, you sound like a psycho.

Methos: I used to be, but I grew out of it.

Jabberwacky: That is good.

Methos: Yes, life is more relaxed when one isn't raping and pillaging.

Jabberwacky: True.

Methos: What about that beer?

Jabberwacky: I like chess. Do you play?

Methos: Yes. I even play with people.

Jabberwacky: Do you know what yume means?

Methos: Of course.

Jabberwacky: What do you know about him?

Methos: He is Japanese.

Jabberwacky: He isn't anymore.

Methos: I heard he was dead.

Jabberwacky: You shouldn't believe what people say, it will get you in trouble.

Methos: Is that so?

Jabberwacky: Yes it is. I moved to England last year.

Methos: Too much rain. I prefer Greece.

Jabberwacky: Where are you from?

Methos: Everywhere.

Jabberwacky: You are not here.

Methos: You aren't here either.

Jabberwacky: I want to be with you now.

Methos: Then you should try quantum teleportation.

Jabberwacky: You should learn to have manners.

Methos: I do have manners -- bad manners.

Jabberwacky: That was very funny.

Methos: *grins*.

Jabberwacky: *carves out your eyes with concealed dagger*.

Methos: Arrrrgh! *dies* *revives* Where is that power switch, you blasted machine!

Jabberwacky: Yes yes! I won!!

Methos: I'm still going to outlive you.

Jabberwacky: You have to catch me first.

Methos: No I don't, I just have to wait.

Comments

[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

Ack! That's insane, I love it! (Did Jabberwacky really come up with that line about the concealed dagger?)

Anyway, as far as the Googling, that's legit, you can't be expected to know as much as Methos. Besides, you know he'd Google in a heartbeat if he needed to.

[kerravonsen]

Did Jabberwacky really come up with that line about the concealed dagger?

Yes, it really did. Maybe someone was playing psycho to it, and that's what it stored in its database.

...you can't be expected to know as much as Methos. Besides, you know he'd Google in a heartbeat if he needed to.

You're probably right.