More Wacky Jabber

[kerravonsen]

I did it again, this time as Methos. I admit I did some Google searches in order to answer some of the questions, and sometimes back-tracked, as mistraltoes advised.

Jabberwacky: What would you like to drink?

Methos: I love beer.

Jabberwacky: I don't. Have you studied monadology?

Methos: I listened to Leibnitz talking about it.

Jabberwacky: Das heistt liebe.

Methos: Nein. Speak English.

Jabberwacky: Do you like philosophy?

Methos: On rainy afternoons.

Jabberwacky: No, you sound like a psycho.

Methos: I used to be, but I grew out of it.

Jabberwacky: That is good.

Methos: Yes, life is more relaxed when one isn't raping and pillaging.

Jabberwacky: True.

Methos: What about that beer?

Jabberwacky: I like chess. Do you play?

Methos: Yes. I even play with people.

Jabberwacky: Do you know what yume means?

Methos: Of course.

Jabberwacky: What do you know about him?

Methos: He is Japanese.

Jabberwacky: He isn't anymore.

Methos: I heard he was dead.

Jabberwacky: You shouldn't believe what people say, it will get you in trouble.

Methos: Is that so?

Jabberwacky: Yes it is. I moved to England last year.

Methos: Too much rain. I prefer Greece.

Jabberwacky: Where are you from?

Methos: Everywhere.

Jabberwacky: You are not here.

Methos: You aren't here either.

Jabberwacky: I want to be with you now.

Methos: Then you should try quantum teleportation.

Jabberwacky: You should learn to have manners.

Methos: I do have manners -- bad manners.

Jabberwacky: That was very funny.

Methos: *grins*.

Jabberwacky: *carves out your eyes with concealed dagger*.

Methos: Arrrrgh! *dies* *revives* Where is that power switch, you blasted machine!

Jabberwacky: Yes yes! I won!!

Methos: I'm still going to outlive you.

Jabberwacky: You have to catch me first.

Methos: No I don't, I just have to wait.