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ST:Reboot Question

Obi-Wan Friendslist, I need your help.

Can anyone tell me, in Star Trek:Reboot, what misfortunes and injuries Kirk suffered in the movie from the moment he was on the Enterprise, in order?

First he got an allergic reaction to the stuff McCoy shot him with... and along the way he got beaten up more than once, got choked by Spock, was stuck on a freezing planet and chased by a monster... I can't remember which one of Scotty or Kirk got trapped in the water pipe, though. And there are things I've missed. And as I said, I would like them listed in the order that they happened.

I don't have a copy of the movie so I can't check for myself.

(Yes, it's for fic)