Oh Dark Thirty

It is 2:30am. In the MORNING. And the little weather pixie in my user info informs me that it is 26 degrees celcius! At 2:30am!!!! If that's not some sort of record, I'll be very surprised. No wonder I woke up. Looking at the Bureau of Meteorology's current weather observations, the coolest place in Melbourne is Dunns Hill, at 23 degrees, while the warmest is the CBD, with 28.3 degrees. This is unlivable. Bah!