And here I thought I'd escape

[kerravonsen]

(sigh) I just got my first LiveJournal spam. I suspect it was porn spam too, since the comment consisted of "I'm 19 f/ny" and a URL. Twice. (rolls eyes)

Actually I'd like it if these SCUM would all go and emigrate to Iraq.

Comments

[hawkeye7.livejournal.com]

Damn! I should have patented the LJ spam idea.

[kerravonsen]

LOL!

Now how would you file it...
"A method for advertising a product or service without paying for it..." no, that's SPAM in general...

[hawkeye7.livejournal.com]

Somebaody else has that patent and I hear that she's really ticked off that she hasn't been paid royalties for it.

[kerravonsen]

But I thought the point of filing patents was to feed lawyers with? Sending attack-lawyers after spammers... but then they'd have to stand in line behind the fraud squad, wouldn't they?

(note for the sarcasm-impaired -- then again, why should I bother giving a note for the sarcasm-impaired?)