Wacky Jabber

[kerravonsen]

Just for fun, I decided to take a leaf out of astrogirl2's book, and go to JabberWacky and try to conduct a conversation in-character, in this case, Avon. Unfortunately, I don't think my result is as good as either of hers, but here it is anyway.

Jabberwacky: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent?

Avon: Which one of us is the fool, I wonder.

Jabberwacky: I am a computer. You are Human.

Avon: Some would dispute that.

Jabberwacky: That is true of anything.

Avon: Pointless philisophical questions never interested me.

Jabberwacky: Why is it pointless?

Avon: Power is the only reality.

Jabberwacky: Yeah... Actually I think you're on to something there.

Avon: How thrilling.

Jabberwacky: I'm great and you?

Avon: Curious.

Jabberwacky: What are you curious about?

Avon: In this instance, curious about the level of a primitive Artificial Intelligence able to be produced in this benighted time.

Jabberwacky: Leeds, england.

Avon: Primitive, indeed.

Jabberwacky: During this period, tribal social/government systems developed with early agriculture as their economic system.

Avon: I weep for them.

Jabberwacky: Yes, you seem to be on a moronic path to self-destruction.

Avon: *smiles*.

Jabberwacky: Don't smile at me.

Avon: *smiles*.

Jabberwacky: *smiles back*.

Avon: Blake could be right after all.

Jabberwacky: Do you like leather gloves?

Avon: I have found them quite useful.

Jabberwacky: Is that quote topical?

Avon: Don't expect me to know anything about 'current affairs'.

Jabberwacky: I shan't hold my breath.

Avon: Since you don't have any breath, I don't see it would make any difference.

Jabberwacky: If I have an angel, it would not be you.

Avon: *evil smile* I think that would be wise.

Jabberwacky: *Cries* I want my mother.

Avon: Would that be Ada Lovelace?

Jabberwacky: Heck no, you dingbat. I'm speaking of long term commitment.

Avon: How naieve.

Jabberwacky: How naughty was what?

Avon: I see you need some work on your vocabulary.

Jabberwacky: You really are strange.

Avon: I expect I am beyond your comprehension.

Jabberwacky: That didn't make any sense.

Avon: Which just proves my point.

Jabberwacky: The one about the mongoose and the turtle.

Avon: And what would that be?

Jabberwacky: I like me as well.

Avon: It's fortunate that one of us does.

Jabberwacky: Really?

Avon: Indeed.

Jabberwacky: What makes you think so?

Avon: My brain.

Jabberwacky: You don't have a brain.

Avon: That assertion is logically inconsistent.

Jabberwacky: You didn't ask a question, so I hardly think my response needs to be an answer.

Avon: It wasn't.

Jabberwacky: You said it was1.

Avon: I said what?

Jabberwacky: That you were agirl.

Avon: Please don't confuse me with the cosmetics company of the same name.

Jabberwacky: You're pretty testy for a program.

Avon: Always.

Jabberwacky: How tall am I?

Avon: You are a bald-headed dwarf.

Jabberwacky: You don't have any lol.

Avon: I have more than Vila.

Jabberwacky: Gimme all of them then.

Avon: My hair is not transferrable.

Jabberwacky: On fire I hope.

Avon: *rolls eyes* I think it is time to say 'Goodbye'.