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Fairytale Idea
Dec. 28th, 2021 04:39 pmBeautiful princess, hair down to her waist, yadda yadda yadda.
Her beloved is imprisoned in the dungeons, by order of the cruel king, her father, with orders that he receive no food or water.
The princess begs to visit him in the dungeons.
The king says "I know you will sneak him something in your clothes or hidden in your elaborate hairstyle. No."
The princess says "I will wear a servant's shift, and I will wear my hair loose and unbound, so nothing can be hidden in it."
"Very well," says the king.
The princess, being a princess, still bathes every day, even though she then puts on a shift and leaves her hair loose. And she visits her beloved in the dungeons.
And her beloved does not die of thirst. Because the princess has been bringing him water every day, using her WET HAIR.
(This idea is brought to you by the amount of water I squeezed out of my waist-long hair today when I washed it.)
Her beloved is imprisoned in the dungeons, by order of the cruel king, her father, with orders that he receive no food or water.
The princess begs to visit him in the dungeons.
The king says "I know you will sneak him something in your clothes or hidden in your elaborate hairstyle. No."
The princess says "I will wear a servant's shift, and I will wear my hair loose and unbound, so nothing can be hidden in it."
"Very well," says the king.
The princess, being a princess, still bathes every day, even though she then puts on a shift and leaves her hair loose. And she visits her beloved in the dungeons.
And her beloved does not die of thirst. Because the princess has been bringing him water every day, using her WET HAIR.
(This idea is brought to you by the amount of water I squeezed out of my waist-long hair today when I washed it.)
