The Weather

I was just thinking about the Flanders & Swann parody of "January Brings The Snow" and I wish someone would do an Aussie version. Something along the lines of...

January's bloody hot, hot enough to fry an egg in the sun
February is bloody hot too. Is that a cloud? No, it's smoke from bushfires.
March is hot. No it's a bit cooler. No, it's bloody hot again.
April, is it cool yet? Yeah, it's raining.
May is raining, rain, rain, rain and cold.
June is cold, I'm sick of this cold, oh there's a bit of cold sun.
July is cold, and raining
August, is it warm yet? Well, it's raining.
September is cool, warm, cool, warm and windy.
November is warm, no, drat, it is hot, why did it have to get hot so soon?
December is bloody hot.