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kerravonsenNormal person: It washes mouths.
Marketroid:
Brought to you by a bottle of mouthwash and my thesaurus.
Marketroid:
- cleans mouth
- dirtiness is gone
- spotless teeth
- gleaming molars
- sparkling incisors
- fights stinking bacteria
- fights disgusting plaque
- prevents cavities caused by stinking bacteria and disgusting plaque
- freshens breath
- feels good in your mouth
- doesn't sting
- doesn't taste bad
- stimulates your tastebuds
- enables healthy gums to keep being healthy
- enables healthy tongue to keep being healthy
- helps you get free sex
Brought to you by a bottle of mouthwash and my thesaurus.
