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Kathryn A. ([personal profile] kerravonsen) wrote2013-05-05 08:05 am

Here, Have Some Doggerel

Half-a-dozen Stargate keys
Invention of a new disease
Daniel Jackson on his knees
That's what Apophis wants.

Harry Potter on his knees
Imperius the Ministries
Life for all eternities
That's what Voldemort wants.

Fluffy socks with honeybees
A cooling western summer breeze
Several thank-yous and a please
That's what Dumbledore wants.

Swinging freely through the trees
No more itches, nits, or fleas
Lovely Jane as his best squeeze
That's what Tarzan wants.




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[personal profile] fred_mouse 2013-05-05 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Peace and quiet, study time,
Tasty sorbet, lemon-lime
Pretty girls all in their prime,
that's what Hermione wants