Here, Have Some Doggerel

[kerravonsen]

Half-a-dozen Stargate keys
Invention of a new disease
Daniel Jackson on his knees
That's what Apophis wants.

Harry Potter on his knees
Imperius the Ministries
Life for all eternities
That's what Voldemort wants.

Fluffy socks with honeybees
A cooling western summer breeze
Several thank-yous and a please
That's what Dumbledore wants.

Swinging freely through the trees
No more itches, nits, or fleas
Lovely Jane as his best squeeze
That's what Tarzan wants.

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Comments

[evilawyer]

***applauds***

[kerravonsen]

(bows)

[primsong]

What fun! Sure, I'll give it a try -

Scoffing buns and catching zzzs,
A policeman's hat to seize,
Sleeping in at quite his ease,
That's what Wooster wants.

Tending to the Q's and P's
Stifling all the fripperies
Grounding men in certainties,
That's what Jeeves does want.

[kerravonsen]

(grin)

[fred_mouse]

Peace and quiet, study time,
Tasty sorbet, lemon-lime
Pretty girls all in their prime,
that's what Hermione wants

[kerravonsen]

8-)

[madeleone]

Millennium Falcon flying free,
Cruisin' space with his friend Chewy,
Princess Leia makes it three,
That's what Han Solo wants.

[kerravonsen]

(grin)

[madeleone]

*grins back*

Drat it this is addicting, LOL! Here's another but you have to be a SS/HG shipper to appreciate it.

Harry Potter forever fled,
Insufferable know-it-all in his bed
Voldemort is dead, dead, dead
That's what Severus Snape wants.

[kerravonsen]

(smirk)

[vjezkova.livejournal.com]

Lalala! Great one!!!

[kerravonsen]

8-)

[jhall1.livejournal.com]

Like it! :) Sadly, I don't think my poetic muse is up to joining in.

[kerravonsen]

8-)

[dreamflower]

He'd like tender necks to squeeze;
And fishes--raw and wriggling treats;
But most of all his Precious, please!
That's what Gollum wants.

[kerravonsen]

8-)

madeleone is right, they are addictive!

[jaxomsride.livejournal.com]

To have Liberator all his own.
Finally, to be left alone.
Roj Blake forever flown.
That's what Avon wants.

(Or so he thinks)

A logical Vulcan at her side,
Swearing by her he will abide,
Asking her to be his bride.
That's what Chapel wants.

An ability to feel joy and pain,
Sorrow for friends untimely slain,
To laugh at old jokes again.
That's what Data wants.

Re: madeleone is right, they are addictive!

[kerravonsen]

Awww, Data!