Here, Have Some Doggerel

[kerravonsen]

Half-a-dozen Stargate keys
Invention of a new disease
Daniel Jackson on his knees
That's what Apophis wants.

Harry Potter on his knees
Imperius the Ministries
Life for all eternities
That's what Voldemort wants.

Fluffy socks with honeybees
A cooling western summer breeze
Several thank-yous and a please
That's what Dumbledore wants.

Swinging freely through the trees
No more itches, nits, or fleas
Lovely Jane as his best squeeze
That's what Tarzan wants.

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[primsong]

What fun! Sure, I'll give it a try -

Scoffing buns and catching zzzs,
A policeman's hat to seize,
Sleeping in at quite his ease,
That's what Wooster wants.

Tending to the Q's and P's
Stifling all the fripperies
Grounding men in certainties,
That's what Jeeves does want.

[kerravonsen]

(grin)