Her brain literally exploded...

[kerravonsen]

...as the .44 calibre bullet smashed through her skull. Gobbets of grey matter and blood splattered all over her computer screen.

"That," said the killer, "is what 'literally' means." And the Literary Avenger stalked off into the night.

(slight revision suggested by aadler, thanks)

Comments

[tptigger.livejournal.com]

::gigglesnort:: ::Hugs::

Don't you hate it when people don't understand words. :)

[astrogirl2.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha! Yes. :)

[lizamanynames.livejournal.com]

Literally LOL - not so literally LMAO, but figuratively.

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

{snicker}

[jhall1.livejournal.com]

Excellent! One of my pet hates is people who misuse "literally". I once heard a TV snooker commentator say: "The audience are literally electrified in their seats."