Mouthwash

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Normal person: It washes mouths.

Marketroid:

• cleans mouth
• dirtiness is gone
• spotless teeth
• gleaming molars
• sparkling incisors
• fights stinking bacteria
• fights disgusting plaque
• prevents cavities caused by stinking bacteria and disgusting plaque
• freshens breath
• feels good in your mouth
• doesn't sting
• doesn't taste bad
• stimulates your tastebuds
• enables healthy gums to keep being healthy
• enables healthy tongue to keep being healthy
• helps you get free sex

Brought to you by a bottle of mouthwash and my thesaurus.