Variant of Meme

A varant of the meme that is going around:

If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach. — Alfred Hitchcock

When I write a story, If I wrote Cinderella, what would you immediately expect to find in it?

Fandom Stocking

Hello, flist! If any of you are doing fandom_stocking, drop me a link to your stocking in the comments!
My sign-up post is here: http://fandom-stocking.livejournal.com/170289.html?thread=3523121#t3523121
My actual stocking is here: http://fandom-stocking.livejournal.com/195813.html