It's not quite that bad; my main computer may be sick, but is still works, so I'm not cut off yet.

And the good news is that I contacted the courier company and they said that they would make an exception in my case and allow me to tell them where to redirect the parcel. So I sent them an email as they instructed. I haven't heard back yet, so it may all be in vain anyway, but it is a bit more hope, yes.