Entry tags:

fandom:house, fandom:stargate, fic:ideas, fic:writing

I am supposed to be thinking about Stargate fic. So what does my evil brain come up with?

House: What do you mean, his medical history is classified? I don't care what wars he broke his bones in!
Air Force Minion: It's on a need-to-know basis, sir.
House: I need to know.

House, by Jack's bedside: So, have you been working on biological warfare agents?
Jack: No!
House: You sure?
Jack (not looking House in the eye): Comet debris.
House: What?
Jack: Been investigating comet debris.

House (to the Team): Seems like those hoofbeats we're hearing aren't Zebras, but Unicorns.

No, I am NOT going to write this!