Beta please

Okay, the muse seized me by the throat this morning, and I have spent the last few hours writing a 700-word Harry Potter/Buffy crossover which is completely insane. Instead of inflicting it on you right now, I would like someone to beta-read it first. Any takers?

Spooky UK Tour

Those of you in the UK who enjoy odd but harmonious folk music, please take note.
From the Spooky Men's Chorale newsletter:

"also consuming a few great brains is the planning of our inaugural UK TOUR, which will be between aug 12 and sept 3. we are currently weeping and gnashing our teeth as we try to fit too many gigs into too small a space, and too many big bottomed spookys into too few rental vehicles. we've got a few festivals booked already, including TOWERSEY (aug 25-27), SHREWSBURY (aug 28) and BROADSTAIRS (aug 15), with more in delicate negotiations as we speak. we'll also do EDINBURGH (aug 17-20 ish), and we think, LONDON on the final weekend. this is all so you can email that 3rd cousin, you know the one in edinburgh with a spare aircraft hangar with 16 spooky sized beds in it."