Mouthwash

Feb. 3rd, 2016 06:39 pm
kerravonsen: Rose in a patchwork of styles: Time Traveller (Rose-time-traveller)
[personal profile] kerravonsen
Normal person: It washes mouths.

Marketroid:
  • cleans mouth
  • dirtiness is gone
  • spotless teeth
  • gleaming molars
  • sparkling incisors
  • fights stinking bacteria
  • fights disgusting plaque
  • prevents cavities caused by stinking bacteria and disgusting plaque
  • freshens breath
  • feels good in your mouth
  • doesn't sting
  • doesn't taste bad
  • stimulates your tastebuds
  • enables healthy gums to keep being healthy
  • enables healthy tongue to keep being healthy
  • helps you get free sex


Brought to you by a bottle of mouthwash and my thesaurus.

Date: 2016-02-03 09:01 am (UTC)
sallymn: (sga 2)
From: [personal profile] sallymn
{snicker} so true....

Date: 2016-02-04 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] izhilzha.livejournal.com
LOL! I love this, especially the last one.

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